everyone get’s a chance to do a sob story
guy goes on and talks about how he was a lawyer for 20 years and decided he didn’t like it and wanted to become a cook
that’s your story, guy?
THAT’S YOUR STORY?!
Even your dead grandma that you forgot to mention knew you were getting chopped after that
is one tiny tiny tiny annoyance that makes me hate everything
I listened to a podcast by college humor’s jake and amir on youtube while I worked
and now I’ve had tumblr recommend 3 different jake and amir blogs to me pretty much out of nowhere
last year’s MVP still on the DL
last year’s all star 3rd baseman - making first career start at 1st base
last year’s all star closer - currently pitching for the angels
last year’s all star set up man - blew a save last night to make back to back come from ahead losses against the nats