A lot of times when you see a drawing of pizza (you guys look at drawings of pizza, right?)

you will see a slice with like cheese oozing and dripping off the sides

and like

I get that this is supposed to be somewhat appetizing 

but

no way, man.

I don’t like runny or stretchy cheese on my pizza

that shit is a mess an hard to eat without looking like a goon

keep it on the slice, keep it organized

no excessive pizza cheese around me, thanks.