[Resumes Freedoming Internally]
if they tell you some rant about how ketchup doesn’t belong on hot dogs
recognize that they are a boring person and remind yourself that Teddy Roosevelt didn’t die just so you could hang out with snores.
A fun statistical factoid is that in the first election for President of the United States of America, the average citizen received 3 votes.
Of course this was just a statistical error, the average person received 0 votes to be president. Washington, Georg, who lived in a cave and ate British soldiers, received 2.5 million votes for president. He was an outlier and should not have been counted.
Sarabi could’ve been elected after Mufasa’s assassination, Nala could’ve been part of her secret service, and Simba could’ve fulfilled his destiny as a weird stoner lion in the jungle with timon and pumbaa
but when people have a group of friends and they reference the girls or guys in that group as “the girls/the guys” like “yeah, we’re gonna go get food and then meet up with the girls later” or “yeah we’re going down to the guys’ apartment later” and I know this is so dumb and I know its like a totally reasonable thing for people to say but it drives me crazy and I don’t know why
other semi related thing I hate and has no topical or cultural relevance:
when dave matthews band fans call the band (or just the guy?) just “dave” ugh… get out of here. Dave is such a common name, you cant claim it for your shitty jam-folk
This is the worst post because I know this annoyance is totally unreasonable (the “the guys/the girls” thing, not the Dave thing - fuck that guy) but it annoys me so much that I have to get it out, like when you make a slit in a shitty tv dinner to release some steam so it doesn’t explode in your microwave.
I’m not sure what news broadcasts are like in hell
But I have a rough idea now