True American Trivia

A fun statistical factoid is that in the first election for President of the United States of America, the average citizen received 3 votes. 

Of course this was just a statistical error, the average person received 0 votes to be president. Washington, Georg, who lived in a cave and ate British soldiers, received 2.5 million votes for president. He was an outlier and should not have been counted.

So I hate that I hate this because its such a non thing and I don’t know why it annoys me so much

but when people have a group of friends and they reference the girls or guys in that group as “the girls/the guys” like “yeah, we’re gonna go get food and then meet up with the girls later” or “yeah we’re going down to the guys’ apartment later” and I know this is so dumb and I know its like a totally reasonable thing for people to say but it drives me crazy and I don’t know why

other semi related thing I hate and has no topical or cultural relevance:

when dave matthews band fans call the band (or just the guy?) just “dave” ugh… get out of here. Dave is such a common name, you cant claim it for your shitty jam-folk

This is the worst post because I know this annoyance is totally unreasonable  (the “the guys/the girls” thing, not the Dave thing - fuck that guy) but it annoys me so much that I have to get it out, like when you make a slit in a shitty tv dinner to release some steam so it doesn’t explode in your microwave.





Willow Smith made this Vine about her brother bruh

Willow got no chill

Daaaaaaaaaaang soooooon